Watching The Apprentice is like watching a bunch of teenage Larpers attempt to reenact the days before the financial crisis in a condemned warehouse from memory. The world has changed, but The Apprentice refuses to notice. The Apprentice, though, celebrates nothing but self-interested knuckleheads. Bake Off – despite getting a little long in the tooth itself – revels in fun and niceness and, unfortunate baked alaska incidents aside, cooperation. The juxtaposition highlighted how outdated the show has become. To make matters worse, The Apprentice began the week after The Great British Bake Off ended. “Never mind aloe vera, it sounds like it’s goodbye Sarah,” he told one hapless dolt on Wednesday, looking for all the world like a fire-damaged Zoltar Speaks machine that just received some especially bad news.
The stupid one.Įven Alan Sugar’s stilted jokes, always the low point of the show, have become depressingly familiar this year.
There’s the one who’s only in it to be famous. They’re just variations on well-worn stereotypes. There isn’t a standout, either in terms of acumen or full-blown ridiculousness, among them. The contestants are all entirely unremarkable, too. The tasks this year – sell some stuff you’ve only just seen, invent something that you have no real expertise in, spend two hours manufacturing a product that you clearly know nothing about – are merely tired rehashes of things we’ve seen before.
It’s time to replace it with something more exciting, such as a 40-part retrospective on the history of the milk carton, or a static shot of someone trying to dislodge some food from between their teeth with the corner of an envelope. I can’t even be sure that it was actually a new episode – hand on heart, I’d seen every beat, every edit, every musical cue and snipe and scripted put-down at least a dozen times before.
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